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how can you sleep with yourself at night

something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up
girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster
by littleransom July 17, 2019
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Can you sit on my face?

That weird fetish were someone sits on other face and who is being "sit faced" enjoys it because... Ass.
Guy: Can you sit on my face?

Girl: *sighs* Sure... *sits on his face*

Guy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
by xX_Lolslayer_Xx March 3, 2023
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A phrase often used to indicate frustration at someone refusing to leave your luxury motor vehicle , not all vehicles are a "fucken car", for example a Mercedes Benz V class is a "fucken car"
Him : "Can you leave my fucken car."
Her : "NhO dOn'T dO DaT"
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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“Can you give me one more day.” Is resembling how you don’t need to just think of the biggest steps mankind has to offer for you, just focus on the small steps, the minute things and just enjoy life. Be you, dont plan absolutely everything out. Go with the flow.
“Im not asking you for a month, a year, a decade, a millennium, or eternity, but can you give me one more day. Can you give me one more day.”
by -apollo. July 15, 2023
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can you hear my heart beat

THE YURI ON ICE INTRO SENT DOWN BYE THE GODS 😩😩😩😩
Intro: can you hear my heart beat?

Me: YES YES I CANN
by Affixis May 4, 2021
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What can you do piss in your shoe

This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.
Shannon: oh well!

Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe
by Turkey Rashers January 5, 2022
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My bra is too tight, can you fix it?

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them
Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*
by emoboi182 December 5, 2022
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