A cursed object, believed to be one ne of the seven deathly idols one must obtain to inherit the power to rule the world.
Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.
It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.
There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.
Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.
Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.
It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.
There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.
Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.
A: Ayo where is Eric, I haven't seen him for days!
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.
by RustyChain444 August 13, 2022
Get the Asparagus Camera mug.Slang for butt hole or anus. Usually starts out tight but opens wide once pounded. The end result is resemblance of a camera shutter.
When she bends over naked, her camera shutter takes a pic of me. Dude go wash your camera shutter, you stink.
by Blanco 2.0 January 5, 2014
Get the Camera Shutter mug.The practice of safe-guarding oneself from the public humiliation that comes from the release of compromising photos. Normally used like "damage control."
Steve: "Do you remember what Jane did to Clint at that party last week? I totally got that on video, but I left my phone on the couch. When I got it back, the video was gone."
Mark: "Yeah, I don't know how she does it, but she's got great camera control. Nothing gets up with her in it."
Mark: "Yeah, I don't know how she does it, but she's got great camera control. Nothing gets up with her in it."
by ShurikenJoe October 18, 2011
Get the camera control mug.an apparatus that uses either a CMOS or a CCD to take the place of the film. It makes photography easier and generally rock like San Francisco in a fucking earthquake!!!
by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004
Get the Digital Camera mug.The opposite of camera whore. The person at the parties etc. that takes random, pointless pictures thus creating more camera whores in the process. Also known to shout things such as "Pose!" or "Myspace!"
by kelleynicole August 7, 2008
Get the camera pimp mug.A camera in which takes away from REAL photography entirely. By using such things as photoshopping and other similar programs photography now needs no talent to be done... Simply a good computer with the appropriate softwear.
hey, with my new digital camera i can pretend to be an artist even though i am completely void of talent!
by Matt Wilhelm October 5, 2005
Get the Digital Camera mug.The persona someone takes on when a camera (still or video) is on them. When someone is "in the lime light" and works the camera.
We've all seen the photo shoot scenario where the photographer says "make love to the camera". It's the look and chemistry someone has with the camera that is "sexy"
However! This person MUST exhibit the "X" factor needed to be successful, entertaining, or "Hot" on camera or in pictures.
The antithesis (polar opposite) of Camera Hot is "Camera Not". Camera Not is used when someone is completely stumbling over their words and is incompetent and lacks adequate performance. Usually this person "acts a fool" on camera. Annoying, stupid comments, and babbling is common.
We've all seen the photo shoot scenario where the photographer says "make love to the camera". It's the look and chemistry someone has with the camera that is "sexy"
However! This person MUST exhibit the "X" factor needed to be successful, entertaining, or "Hot" on camera or in pictures.
The antithesis (polar opposite) of Camera Hot is "Camera Not". Camera Not is used when someone is completely stumbling over their words and is incompetent and lacks adequate performance. Usually this person "acts a fool" on camera. Annoying, stupid comments, and babbling is common.
guy1:
Dang did you see that girl!? She got all camera hot when she was on the big screen.
guy2:
Yeah bro she did that smokey eye, I wanna get wit you attitude going on!
Ex2:
A myspace picture that looks good.
Ex3:
A photo in which you look smokin' hot! You probably took 10-30 pictures/takes in order to look or act like a movie star.
Ex4:
As Simon from American Idol would say. "you either have it or you don't... It's the X factor and that's what we are looking for".
Dang did you see that girl!? She got all camera hot when she was on the big screen.
guy2:
Yeah bro she did that smokey eye, I wanna get wit you attitude going on!
Ex2:
A myspace picture that looks good.
Ex3:
A photo in which you look smokin' hot! You probably took 10-30 pictures/takes in order to look or act like a movie star.
Ex4:
As Simon from American Idol would say. "you either have it or you don't... It's the X factor and that's what we are looking for".
by JeffreyLee4Free! August 6, 2009
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