Calabasas

refuge for nouveau riche douchebags fleeing the LA Unified School District - typically insurance salesmen or personal injury attorneys or some other self-motivated, uneducated tasteless buffoons

that hondler is so Calabasas. She furnished her house with everything that the designer could unload on her, and was crowing about what a deal she got, even though anyone else could see they unloaded crap on her.
He was a typical Calabasas resident - short, pushy, with kids who could do no wrong.
A typical Calabasas kid has all the toys and none of the integrity of an average middle-American citizen.

by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006

Calabrese

An Italian from Calabria, of which most are known to be Hard Headed. Although any stuborn Italian can be called a Calabrese, to be called Calabrese and not be from there is very derogatory.

That Joey can be so Calabrese sometimes. You could hit him in the head with a bat and he would still not get it!

by Miko C December 30, 2005

Calamity

A word commonly used to make crappy, low effort Mario parodies using SMW sprites.

Mario's Power-Up Calamity

by MayKannoUrbanDiction October 5, 2020

Calan

Someone who is so damn annoying. They will come in your room and say, “what the FUCK IS UP KYLE” just to mess with you. Though, it can be pretty entertaining.

Calan: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
You: I literally do not care get the fuck out
Calan: Atleast i have a dick
You: The size of a damn pencil from 3rd grade

by Autumn💙 February 17, 2020

calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

by black flag June 27, 2004

calaboose

Jail, hoosegow. From Sp. "calabozo."

I had a few, picked a fight, and ended up in the calaboose.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Calallen

School for all types of hoes. Most of the actually hot guys have dated all of your friends. Fat bitch named danwhale goes there also. Jacob Molina is the hoe of the school. The highschool is full of potheads. Calallen isn’t as high class as people think

Oh yeah I go to calallen
Oh so you smoke?

Basically yeah

by Truth_._._tea November 5, 2018