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Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”
Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”
by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020
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kitty cakes

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Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.
All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."
by tastercakes July 3, 2011
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cakes

damn, kelsey has massive cakes!
by k mizzle for izzle January 13, 2005
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waxin' the cakes

An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.
The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.
by BirdaLooch December 25, 2007
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Fart cakes

Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts DOT com
Bobby, don't eat these fart cakes. They smell like craps
by Donaldina January 19, 2009
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beat them cakes

having sexual intercourse with a female.
Hey fool, did you beat them cakes last night?
by cantdowright February 27, 2007
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