open casket clean

1) Being so well made up, that it seems you are ready to be buried.
2) Heavily made up.

Gurl, if we die tonight, just bury me as is, because I'm open casket clean!

by greyplains January 12, 2018

Gash-casket

Someone (generally a female) who is a narcissistic, manipulative, lying, entitled piece of shit and flaunts it.

When Trump says, "I'll grab her in the pussy," he showed what a true gash-casket he is.

by Maddy Bear October 15, 2016

Rocket cocket

When you stick your dick into your butthole, then you fart it out.

Last night i did a rocket cocket and got shit on my dick by accident!

by Ctross719 June 6, 2018

Caketease

Someone who sells bake goods but doesn't deliver to your house.

*Phone Call*
Person Ordering: "Hey Mate can I order a sponge cake?"
Baker: "Sure! That's $20 pick up"

Person Ordering: "Don't You deliver?????"
Baker: "No"
Person Ordering: "What a fucking caketease."

by Colin-Asian-Faggot March 11, 2013

ass casket

a toilet that has seen far too much shit.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

cocket

its a locket with that picture that rests upon my most beloved organ to signify how much i love andy

with andy i have to go all the way and get a cocket.. what if some otha nigga swoops in on mah shawty like dat

by iluvandy April 17, 2010

caketits

When something is so good the only way to describe it is caketits. Being used a lot on facebook & twitter as #CakeTits recently.

You need to try this drink its caketits! Your moms caketits. That dinner was caketits. Check her out over there she is 100% caketits.

by caketitsfounder August 19, 2014