CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.

"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral

by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017

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Crouton

"Man, Seefop is a real crouton"
-Some dead person

by dragonex564 April 15, 2021

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The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light

Aye man the bowl looking a little light add a couple croutons

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a way someone who doesn't eat meat or animal products can say "beef" as in drama

Alex: alright, if you do that again me are going to have some serious croutons
Macy: sorry I'm just tryna help you

by paran0idpark April 09, 2023

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I didn't expect that crouton suggestion from your Aunt Hildgegard; she seems so out of it.

by sunni9 September 25, 2010

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The main ingredient in Motley Crust which is served with mozzarella.

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, we make Motley Crust."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 08, 2023

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A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

by JoeyHey August 29, 2015

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