The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
by Joke65 October 11, 2015
Get the Pants Crouton mug.A crouton is something you put in salad and it is a type of bread that is crunchy and when you put it in salad it sometimes turn soggy so it’s not that crispy and hard and it is good sometimes but when it’s soggy it’s not that good sometimes It taste like poop and sometimes it taste like heaven because I am religious and croutons no name brand taste disgusting but real name brands are known for having delicious croutons
by Carissa_ February 9, 2020
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by Justindangerpants January 30, 2021
Get the Crouton mug.A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.
Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
by it’s Danielle not Daniel April 23, 2018
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by Boadie925 September 6, 2016
Get the Crouton mug.When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
by suttenplant October 11, 2015
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