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illiterate cretin

An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins
Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."
by uranium enjoyer January 22, 2024
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Cretin

Definition- a person called Sam humberstone, who thinks he’s smart but is actually a massive creep and thinks he’s the billy big bollocks but actually got fucked up by a woman 2-3 years younger than him
Person 1- your such a cretin

Person 2- you mean a sam Humberstone
by R.marsh64 May 23, 2022
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Cretin

A cretin is a person that is : brainless, stupid, childlike, and has no self awareness, full of pointless information. And a general indior
Aw bro do you know that girl jay? Why an absolute cretin
by Tipsyteenyweeny July 11, 2021
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Conniving Creepy Cretin

A physically disabled person who also suffers from learning difficulties and congenital thyroid deficiency partaking in an act conspiring to do something immoral, illegal, or harmful thus causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease. Otherwise known as a Creepy Cretin.
"What a deviously devilish, slickly sly little conniving creepy cretin"
by CreepyCretin May 2, 2022
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Cretin

A cretin is somebody who once told me that the world was gonna roll me and that I was not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Shrek-shutup
Donkey-CRETIN
by Nonce u saw on the street April 24, 2019
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Cretin

a typically southern insensitve idiot, often a halfbreed. They have low intelligence.
That woman and her son look like cretins.
by JoodijjOODI May 14, 2018
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Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.
Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024
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