An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins
Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."
by uranium enjoyer January 22, 2024

Definition- a person called Sam humberstone, who thinks he’s smart but is actually a massive creep and thinks he’s the billy big bollocks but actually got fucked up by a woman 2-3 years younger than him
by R.marsh64 May 23, 2022

A cretin is a person that is : brainless, stupid, childlike, and has no self awareness, full of pointless information. And a general indior
by Tipsyteenyweeny July 11, 2021

A physically disabled person who also suffers from learning difficulties and congenital thyroid deficiency partaking in an act conspiring to do something immoral, illegal, or harmful thus causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease. Otherwise known as a Creepy Cretin.
by CreepyCretin May 2, 2022

A cretin is somebody who once told me that the world was gonna roll me and that I was not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Shrek-shutup
Donkey-CRETIN
Donkey-CRETIN
by Nonce u saw on the street April 24, 2019

by JoodijjOODI May 14, 2018

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.
Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.
Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024
