fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 08, 2024

Flopping like a crappie

To die, Dying.

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.

by Jacjoa September 15, 2020

Crappy brother

Sends birthday card to wrong person on your birthday.

BJ is such a crappy brother he sent Lynn’s birthday card to Mike.

by Disgruntled Trailer Trash January 17, 2018

crappy friend

someone who talks behind you back and trys to be like you and steal your boyfriend or girl friend

That crappy friend talked behind my back

by mynameiselijah January 11, 2017

Crappy Cafe

An ownerless cafe, where they serve no food or drink.

"You wanna head to the Crappy Cafe?"-Maksym
"Nah dude, that place sucks."- Edu
"We are no longer friends."-Maksym

by The Virgin Queen March 03, 2021

crappy hour

Span of time used to bitch about work or life in general. Can be considered a therapy session.

I am so frustrated with my co-workers, I need a crappy hour with friends.

by Anotherkaren December 08, 2022

crappY miall

a burger that tastes like monkey ( like McLennon) is THE best cheese( Litley flavoured) burger from Sweden.
also a bean is a crappY miall That Mcmonkeys ( Litley) make to show what clappeY beans don´t have. you will only found this restaurant in Sweden in Stockholm ( just kidding i don wanna upset anyone from sweden or Stockholm) .

look at my escargotgrenouilles he wants some crappY miall at mcmonkeys, his name is allyobeenscheeesemonky .

by cyk88bds March 22, 2019