Cornhole Wallace

Cornhole Wallace was a Scottish man who was infamous in the Scottish MacGregor clan for his intense corn eating abilities. Cornhole Wallace has become folklore and his story is often told to young children before bed time. The tale is often told as, "Cornhole Wallace was a man who loved corn. He ate corn everyday and even showed others new ways to eat corn and enjoy corn. But one day Cornhole Wallace at his corn to fast and choked to death." The point of this tale is to scare youngsters into eating slowly so as not to choke.

Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Cornhole Wallace? The poor fool at so much corn he killed himself.

by Dumpy(Official) December 30, 2020

cornhole commando

one who likes to be in charge of another's anal region

Since you are the best, we dub thee Cornhole Commando. Congratulations.

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

cornhole carwash

Similar to a rimmer, the act of licking someone's arshole until clean and fresh.

That broad got the craziest cornhole carwash I've ever given.

by Nealium Vee Dub December 5, 2005

cornhole conquistador

An assclown. Homo erectus.

-when playing "top that"

Guy 1: But my dad is-

Guy 2: -a cornhole conquistador?

by tlet March 28, 2008

cornhole wallace

cornhole wallace said wich is pertaining to any binary means which of pertains to any masticular insertion of the the fist into said rectum(slang ) for punch u in the butthole

my fist is getting a boner and im feeling aroused so im feeling the urge to come fist pump your butthole and give you a cornhole wallace.

by mudbucket December 16, 2011

Cornhole Supreme

When you fuck someone in the ass and pull out to shoot your load in the gaping whole you just made from a distance.
(An anal Cumshot trick shot)

Dude I so Cornhole Supremed this chick I met last night!

by Smashed Society July 11, 2019

cornhole creamer

A liquid blast from the ass

By the look of those skids, that must've been a real cornhole creamer

by Francine McBean March 29, 2007