Cook My Trout

Female masturbation.

"Ohh baby I'm so horny I could cook my trout right here right now in the middle of CVS."

by pinkfloyd901 November 13, 2009

Cook a cat

A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.

Talking to yourself:

Oh, cook a cat...

by James Christ August 15, 2004

cook up

preparing a syringe with heroin or other injectible drug

Her baby died so I cooked her up a hit but only after I got mine; that went without saying.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

cook me some eggs

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Cook me some eggs!

by Fruitful mix March 30, 2017

Cook good bacon

Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.

Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.

by ShellyH June 21, 2018

cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

by Got slurpee November 6, 2018