Ring of Confidence

The ring around a circumcised penis indicating the confidence of health and hygiene.
Once she saw his ring of confidence her resistance was broken.
His ring of confidence positively glowed at the naturist beach.
She could not keep her hands off him when she realized his ring of confidence.
by urbanboi September 17, 2009
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Shelf confidence

Having the confidence, figuratively or literally if you choose, to sit on a shelf and know that someone will buy you. Similar to self-confidence but in a more arrogant manner. It is more desirable, however, to have shelf confidence over self confidence.
by el bandito45 July 10, 2010
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Nipple Confidence

Higher self-esteem resulting from full, round nipples that point straight ahead.
by Ni99lelover November 15, 2010
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computer confidence

Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.
I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.
by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009
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Gay Confidence

A random impulse to act as gay as possible combined with excessively confident and powerful emotions
yass queen, let’s stab a bitch then come out to my family and the entire school! i’m feeling so much gay confidence right now?!
by NateIsntGayISwear October 08, 2019
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'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.
Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!
by psdmccartney March 13, 2019
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The Confident Wave

Unlike the casual wave, The Confident Wave is done to a complete stranger and is a 4 part process with coinciding hand gestures and facial expressions that is carried out with such confidence that it assures the stranger that you really do know who they are. If done properly the wave will generally throw off a person's entire day and have them asking the question? "how the hell do I know that person?"
Ben: Hey man, that person you just waved at seems super confused and they keep mumbling to themselves.

John: That's understandable...i just gave them The Confident Wave, they won't recover for a while.
by _SolidG October 31, 2011
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