Squat Cobbler 

A Squat Cobbler also known in some areas as a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

The squat cobbler loved having his picture taken while dressed as a baby.

Squat Cobbler by Sal T Penuz June 27, 2016

Impeach cobbler 

Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".

At the Red Hen restaurant:

Customer: "What's good for dessert?"

Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"

Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."

Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"

Impeach cobbler by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018

Cosby Cobbler

Related to dropping the cosby kids off at the pool, this is a noun referring to a nasty diarrhea-like shit. Imagine a peach cobbler dessert that is brown.

Dude, what the heck is that horrible smell in the bathroom?
- It's the batch of Cosby Cobbler I just whipped up!

Cosby Cobbler by LouDawg August 30, 2006

butt cobbler 

a creature that comes from the corn fields in the midddle of the night to steal your underwear and cobble your butt.

Justin- I'm going out in the yard!
Cindy- Watch out for the butt cobbler, its late ya know.

butt cobbler by corngobbler August 15, 2011

Crack Cobbler 

Recipe is as follows: take one heaping serving of trouser chili and continue baking in your down-under oven until a crusty top layer forms while it remains moist and gooey below.

I was praying for a ghost shart, but when I was finally able to check I was horrified to discover that I had made some crack cobbler.

Crack Cobbler by Dave is Awesome February 23, 2019

coochie cobbler 

Some good quality poon (vagina)

HAd mary's coochie cobbler yesterday,biiiieaaaatch!

coochie cobbler by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

magic cobbler 

synonym for a drug dealer

"when i'm older, i plan on being a first rate magic cobbler"

magic cobbler by newsfaker July 20, 2009