carolina butter churn

your girl is underneath you, then she fellates you, when you reach orgasm, you continue to pump it and churn the ejaculate into "butter".
I pulled a Carolina butter churn then made her spread it on toast and eat it.
by Ruik Truink March 29, 2008
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Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.
Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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Churning the Butter

When you hit your fist against your breast(male or female) at a rapid speed alternating between breasts
“You see that guy hitting himself”
“ he’s just churning the butter chill”
by Ghettoclap February 8, 2018
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churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.
"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"
by j.h.520 June 24, 2008
mugGet the churning the man buttermug.

Canadian Butter Churn

Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.

Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.

The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.

The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.

They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
by BigAgitator August 1, 2008
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The action of unclogging a toilet with a plunger after having watery diarrhea
"I heard you got a job at Taco Bell?"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"
by Captain Dooky February 9, 2014
mugGet the Churning the Dooky Buttermug.

churn your chub

Ayo cuddi don't trip but I'm bouts to "churn my chub" in your living room.
To churn your chub is to beat your meat when you are partially hard
by Phat chub boi November 22, 2016
mugGet the churn your chubmug.

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