Cheeto in Charge!

A potential winning slogan that 45 should consider using for his presidential re-bid since it could get his popularity boosted.
I seriously think that the only way he will be re-elected is (a) if he uses the slogan, “Cheeto in Charge!” and it seems like a joke, which of course he absolutely is, and (b) if all of it occurs in a tragic parallel universe!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020
mugGet the Cheeto in Charge!mug.

Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face
I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....
by Cephalo August 28, 2005
mugGet the Cheeto Handmug.

Cheeto Jack

(n., adv.) Giving/receiving a hand job with Cheeto residue on the business hand(s).
The first time I got a Cheeto Jack was after my babysitter and I shared a bag of Cheetos. When my mom discovered the Cheeto dust in my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Underwear she about shit.
by Cheeto Jack1 January 9, 2013
mugGet the Cheeto Jackmug.

Cheeto-finger

An adjective used to describe someone who has never actually participated in a given topic (usually sports), and is usually unknowledgeable and/or unintelligible. This word usually describes the obese, cheeto eating, couch potato who thinks they are smart and constantly gives their opinion on sports, and act as i it is complete truth, when in fact he/she knows nothing about the sport.
Look at this guy and his cheeto-finger rankings he made on the current AFC rankings, he should just stick to playing Madden in his mother's basement.

Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.
by gangar5599 May 28, 2017
mugGet the Cheeto-fingermug.

hot cheetos

VERY ADDICTIVE cheetos.....usually know as hot chips,cheetos,flaming hot cheetos...BELEIVE ME THEY ARE VERY ADDICTIVE.....I havent been able to stop eating them for about 6 yrs.
damm i need to stop eating hot cheetos!! doctord orders
by COUldnthnkof123 January 15, 2006
mugGet the hot cheetosmug.

Cheeto With A Wig

Used when referring to/and/or describing Donald Trump

His skin/tone is orange

His intelligence is equivalent to a cheeto, Look at his presidential speech:

"I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and I’ll have Mexico pay for that wall." - Donald Trump Presidential Speech 2017

without him realizing that having Mexico pay for it may result in a war with Mexico.

and finally his hair looks like it isn't real, shit! it doesn't even look natural
Example 1:"We need to build a wall" - Donald Trump "SHUT IT YOU DAMN Cheeto With A Wig!" - me
Example 2: Hey! Look!, If it isn't the cheeto with a wig!
by Cha0tic_Fire October 31, 2017
mugGet the Cheeto With A Wigmug.

Cheeto Ho

A girl who will suck a dick for a cheeto.
She was definently a cheeto ho when she took him to the back for "snacks".
by Al Punkin November 5, 2009
mugGet the Cheeto Homug.

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