Charity Chuckle

When somebody cracks a painfully bad or awkward joke and you throw out a quick little laugh to avoid the awkwardness.

Dude, stephen had the worst racist joke, i gave a charity chuckle so it wouldn't be awkward.

by Jiff Ratchet November 23, 2010

Jean Charest

Canadian/Quebec politician best known as long-time Liberal Party Premier of the Canadian province of Quebec. Was also a Mulroney lacky for many years in Ottawa and then leader of the ailing Progressive Conservative Party of Canada. On-and-off best bud of Stephen Harper.

-Have you heard how unpopular Jean Charest is in the most recent CROP poll?
-No.
-He is currently polling in the negatives.

by lostincanuckistan July 27, 2011

Chapstick

Sexual term when a man can't quite fit it in right away he takes the tip of his penis and rubs it against a woman's vagina (lips) until moist like a stick of Chapstick.

My girl was so tight I had to give her the Chapstick before entering her.

by Hal Em Dog November 9, 2012

Mexican Chapstick

The act of applying pre-cum (Bulbourethral gland fluid) on an unsuspecting victim's lips while they are sleeping. This is done through applying pressure from the base to the head of the penis while the penis is in the "morning wood" stage, and applying the small dab of pre-cum to an unsuspecting victim's lips.

While James was sleeping, I gave him a Mexican Chapstick to moisten his lips.

by Venue1590 April 23, 2009

chapsticking

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.

Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.

by Carstano September 5, 2008

charity wipe

Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.

I took a dump an hour ago that was so greasy that now I have to do a charity wipe.

by Micah A. March 15, 2008

chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009