hug-duration calculator

Refers to the mathematical-analysis procedure that you use to determine how long it's been since two embracing people have seen each other, how fond they are of each other, how long they've known each other, etc.
The hug-duration calculator can be very useful in guessing the details of two people's overall feelings about each other. For example, if they rush headlong towards each other "at first sighting" and totally bear-hug da crap outta each other (extra points if da guy sweeps da gal up off her feet and happily whirls her around a couple of times), this indicates that they have been apart for many months or even a year or more, and so they are simply overjoyed to finally be reunited. But if they simply step swiftly forward and enfold each other in a "deeply-tight" and super-long embrace (such as a minute or more; extra points if they also tear-dampen each other's shoulders and/or treat each other to shoulder-blade scrunchiez during said extended squeeze), this indicates that they are simply extra-fond of each other, and/or they are super-grateful for each other's friendship, emotional support, and occasional kindly assistance.
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Hide His Calculator

To take another male's (a nerd's) mathematical calculation device and, while they aren't looking, slide it in your pants so that he can't get it back without being a faggot.
I was forced to Hide His Calculator while Kyle was in the bathroom listening to Pascal fap
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during the process of fucking, your dick is taken out and continuously transfered from between her tits and her mouth.
aye that chick i took home last night, fucken type eight in the calculator.
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Irish Calculator

When an Irish or Irish Amercain looks at an aisan kids paper to avoid doing work
Teacher: Hey Patrick stop looking at Wei Hans Paper he is not your irish calculator
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The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
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Calculism

The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.
“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”
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fortnite calculator

Being a fortnite calculator means you love fortnite skins and fortnite cosmetics and know when every cosmetic in fortnite was last seen in the item shop and their release dates
“Bro he’s a fortnite calculator he knows when the Travis Scott skin was last seen in the shop.”
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