Clownjob

When someone who's dressed as clown gives you a blowjob, but you have a squeaky clown nose on the tip of your dick and every time they bop their head up and down, the nose squeaks.

Girl: "So tell me what kinda crazy shit you into honey"
Guy: "Well, I'd say my strangest kink is clownjobs. It's hot and hilarious"

by Swagnamite7700 July 5, 2018

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Clownservative

Those who deny scientific facts such as coronavirus, global warming, and a round earth. See also: anti-maskers, karens, flat earther.

These republicans are such clownservatives...

by The Man the Myth the Meatball July 16, 2020

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Billo The Clown

Another name for Bill O'Reilly, who is well-known for his lies and distortions. Invented by Keith Olbermann.

Billo The Clown, Today's Worst Person of The World

by GOPhater May 14, 2010

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Down To Clown

A phrase meant to convey your willingness to participate in something; A way of saying "yes," that expresses genuine excitement and/or happiness.

So, Talisa...Would you like to knock some boots?
Sure, George, I'm 'down to clown!'

by D.Avenger March 11, 2005

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A clownpusher is an individual ultimately struggling through varying degrees of nonsensical thinking, poor decision making, and even a lack of motor skills. These follies are often used as a means of making fun of or mocking an individual, for doing or saying something silly.

Person 1: I think pineapple on pizza is delicious!

Person 2: What the hell? You are a total clownpusher, bro.

by NotAClownpusher August 4, 2020

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no talent ass clown

See Michael Bolton.

Samir: There's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!

Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?

Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!

by Dok April 16, 2005

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clown booger

A deadly mixture of 75% green and 25% red Power Bait, rolled into a sphere used for catching Rainbow Trout.
(Illegal in all the lower 48 states except Missouri)

Julio "What did you catch those big ass 'bows on bro?"

Bruce "I've been killin' 'em all day on clown boogers".

Julio "I ain't caught shit. I'm gonna go wait in the truck".

by fishassassin October 2, 2007

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