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Borgism

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005
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Borg

Mindless, decentralized automatons controled by the Hive. They live in floating hunks of metal in space and have no life.
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. Your culture will adapt to service ours. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
by Wilfred March 18, 2005
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O'Borg

A deluded collective of mindless, desensitized automatons who's primary goal is the assimilation of all others into their group. This angry and aggressive effort to assimilate appears to be an attempt to validate a false sense of moral and intellectual superiority. The motivation for this obsessive pursuit seems to spring solely from their mindless devotion to a man known as... 'The Obama'. At this time it appears that 'The Obama' is merely an inexperienced, unqualified and unethical politician but their unfounded belief that he is much more is cause for further investigations {*}.

More recent investigations have reveal a further communal belief that, once assimilation has reached critical mass, the ObamaHive will rule the world and all broken souls will be made whole again by 'The Obama'. Yet it is also believed, by specialists in the field of 'Cult and Communalistic Studies', that each individual in this collective dreams of being the ONE that 'The Obama' will embrace and give credit to for his success... thus going against their own O'Borg principle of Hive Before Self.

{*} - Further investigations by CCS specialists are ongoing to determine if the Obama is truly the Borg King or merely a puppet of other masters.
When faced with an unexpected O'Borg attack it is best to avoid angering them and to quickly remove yourself to a safer area.
by heart.puma June 28, 2008
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blorg

In an online conversation, one may say "blorg" to show he has nothing to say or is annoyed by the subject.
- Lol, do you think I should ask her out? She seemed to look interested, didn't she?
(short silence)
- Blorg
by clarinini July 26, 2009
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borganzo

The feeling of sexual frustration, or "blue balls". Or something just as frustrating or disgusting.
Kakwitch gave me a bad case of borganzos; That little fucking borganzo!
by Shaolin Gumbo November 25, 2003
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borgizza

a large orgy involving mass quantities of beer and pizza.
"who's down for a borgizza?! i'll bring the beer!"
by cinnamon fancysauce November 3, 2009
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Borgiaing

When you bang your cousin and try and hide the fact that you're banging your cousin.
Kris is totally Borgiaing. Everyone knows it.
by Therealdoppel May 23, 2021
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