Buzzle

The act one does when seeking the attainment of scoon

I am going to buzzle that scoon
Scoonbuzzler
Scoon

by Ryan May 12, 2004

Buzzled

A combination of buzzed and puzzled. Being in a state of buzzled suggests one is both inebriated and confused.

Scott was buzzled when he tried to determine whether this was his 6th or 7th shot of tequila.

by Estreka April 23, 2011

moll-buzzer

British slang for a pick-pocket targeting women.

On the corner of Franklin & Airport, a moll-buzzer lurks to rob inebriated women.

by clazzle dazzle October 13, 2005

Buzzerk banchee

a frantic sex position which requires the man to lay down on a bed face up naked with only snow boots on( no socks ) and a female species to hover above him being held up by shoestrings and tom belts. The man then inserts his twig into the woman slot. It's pretty simple.

Tom, how about a buzzerk banchee tonight?

by Thom69x2 January 18, 2010

Buzzfeed

The absolute worst of the worst clickbait news sites, basically the equivalent to McDonald's. Unlike other news sites, they did not earn their disgraceful reputation for being biased but rather for writing the most obnoxious, ridiculous, brain-dead articles that only attract those who have nothing better to read. Their entire site is psychologically designed to reel you in with a never-ending list of meaningless but mind-numbingly interesting facts and quizzes. The company is probably run by a bunch of greedy capitalist pigs that stop at nothing to get people to click on their articles.

Them: What's wrong with buzzfeed?? Y'all stupid if you think they have some political bias.

Me: Yeah......no. The pertinent problem with buzzfeed is not that they have any sort of media bias, but rather than they produce garbage clickbait articles that offer no value other than to stimulate our brain's dopamine reward system. They will capitalize on any topic if it's profitable, including politics. Basically Buzzfeed is like heroin, and I don't mean that in a good way.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 13, 2021

buzzlefudge

A much needed update on the non offensive cuss word drat. Emphasizing pain, grievance and frustration, without the need to scream blasphemies such as shit, bollox, arsehole, fucking wankbox wanker I want to strangle your fucking budgie and shit through your sunroof you son of a dectepit cunt, or the like.

Aaargh, buzzlefudge my buzzlefudging arm has just been mangled in a tractors bollox. I wish I hadn't been to buzzlefudging private school so I could yell fucking arsehole cunting farmer knob twat etc.....instead.

by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 26, 2014

Buzzer Beater Genius

A person that procrastinates so much that they often land in situations where they are practically guaranteed to miss a deadline or completely fail their project, only to miraculously succeed in their last-minute action with flying colors.

"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"

by TheSiegeMachine March 24, 2018