Professor Bulge

Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!

Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.

by Angela6969 February 23, 2019

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 6, 2005

Woman bulge

When a woman sits down and grows a penis

Fren: sort your pants out your getting a woman bulge

Gurl: oh thanks brrrooooo

by Me mam m9 January 13, 2018

Dow Bulge

when a man's crotch bulge is so large and in charge it looks 3D...even in khaki pants. side effects may include your eyes wandering to the Dow Bulge repeatedly despite your efforts to ignore it. Once first noticed, the Dow Bulge is noticed everytime you encounter the person.

OMG Bonquiqui, did you notice our teacher had a Dow Bulge? i could NOT stop looking at it throughout the lesson !!

by I Hate it When you Touch Me. December 1, 2010

muffin bulge

When a girl (or guy, who knows..) is wearing trouser ( usually jeans) that are soo tight and low that there is a bulge of flesh over the sides. No matter how skinny you are, this can still happen... if they're too tight!

FAT! look at her muffin bulge!

by mmeggie February 1, 2005

Hair bulge

An enormous tuft of pubic hair that gives the false impression of a big tool/package.

Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.

by Connor shanebone May 18, 2013

Waldo Bulge

The bulge Adam Lambert produces in his striped rocker "Waldo" pants from rock night performing on American Idol 5/5/09. The pants resemble the stripes on Waldo's shirt from Where's Waldo.

I CANNOT stop thinking about the Waldo Bulge from last night.

I am craving the Waldo Bulge.

Waldo Bulge > Denim bulge

by Tisstay May 19, 2009