Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.

by G-Union April 12, 2004

Buffy

A campy TV series about vampires. Has alternated between being ass-kickingly cool and ass-suckingly lame in the seven or so years it's been on television.

"Buffy? It's ok I guess."

by NINny May 12, 2003

buffy

A show about a small, blond girl who viciously slaughters vampires and assorted rubbery monsters.

Oh geez, is that Buffy show still on?

by Lance Blade January 8, 2004

Buffy

A show about vampires that took it way too far.

Buffy should have ended when she died in Season 5, but for some reason they did two more seasons.

by AJ Naoko June 27, 2005

Buffy

A girl who will have sex with you and would punch you right before you orgasm, or perform a "Dunk Tank"

That girl is a total Buffy, she would definitely hit you right before you orgasm.

by swordinthesound April 13, 2009

braffy

A young hip jewish fellow with an appreciation for old school poetic rock n' roll as well as the latest mainstream indie darlings (especially the Shins - they'll change your world.) Has a sense of humor, and probably argyle socks. May be pretentious.

"My boyfriend is sooo hot, but I hate going to Passover dinner with his Gramma. That's what you get for dating a braffy."

by laowrah August 23, 2007

Buffy

A mall goth also known as Mary B.

Look at that Buffy she is such a poser.

by Lisa November 6, 2004