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Teddy Brower Rimjob

The act of Theodore Brower licking the anus until ejaculation.
Mike Villano-" I just Got The Best Teddy Brower Rimjob EVER!"

Luke Sterm-" I Know! I Just Got 1 Too!"
by PKL 149 December 12, 2009
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pussy broker

The leader of a group of ladies who must be made happy and kept occupied in order for your buddies to hit on her friends. If this dear is not kept busy she may throw some sort of fit causing great turmoil and demanding the undivided attention of her accompanying debutants, this may ruin everyone’s fun. This lady is often referred to as the P.B. or peanut butter.
“C, check out the bachelorette party over there.” I’m all over it. I will be in the midst of it as soon as I can figure out who the pussy broker is.”

“Hey Chad you take the peanut butter so we can work.”

Warning: In large groups of woman and in older groups of women there may be 2 or even more brokers. It is imperative that each male pick a broker to entertain for the rest of the men to succeed. In rare instances a man can keep two brokers entertained. This task should not be taken lightly. It usually takes a seasoned cougar hawk to accomplish this.
by J.C. Partiers April 24, 2007
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Booveris

Refers to a patient who presents as acutely awkward in social settings, resulting in twitching, banging on tables, hooting, rhythmic rocking and leg smacking in an almost Tourette's-like fashion. First audible symptom is a repetitive random vocalization, for example "Dirt dirt dirt" or "Beer beer beer". While vocalization subject matter is variable the vocalizations are commonly grouped in threes, and accompanied by specific body language, as if the speaker is making a particularly well defined point that defies argument(raised eyebrows, smug expression, eye contact). This can also be accompanied by inappropriate use of profanity, in particular in the presence of the very young or aged, hence the common misdiagnosis of Tourette's.

This condition is sometimes confused with mild Asperger's Syndrome or mild situational agoraphobia and is potentially sympathetic with OCD. Originally observed in Central Canada, with a brief outbreak in Eastern Canada, there is believed to be a tie with Latvia, perhaps due to immigration/emigration. It is not uncommon for Booveris to be treated by self-medication of intoxicants.

There is no clinical agreement if this condition is chromosomal, hereditary, viral, or bacterial.

Key to diagnosis is the patient's inability to prevent or even take note of the offensive/questionable behavior or, if attention is drawn to the behavior, for the patient to understand why the general pubic might be alarmed by the above noted behavior.
Greg: What's your problem?
Erik: There are too many people here I don't know.
Greg: You realize you're rocking back and forth and slapping your legs right?
Erik: Really? Oh "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" I think maybe it's "Shot! Shot! Shot!" time to go.
Matt: Wow, you're exhibiting classic Booveris symptoms, I thought you were going to see a specialist?
Erik: Sure sure sure, after this beer beer beer.
by Gmonnaie October 4, 2008
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Booveris

Refers to a patient who presents as acutely awkward in social settings, resulting in twitching, banging on tables, hooting, rhythmic rocking and leg smacking in an almost Tourette's-like fashion. First audible symptom is a repetitive random vocalization, for example "Dirt dirt dirt" or "Beer beer beer". While vocalization subject matter is variable the vocalizations are commonly grouped in threes, and accompanied by specific body language, as if the speaker is making a particularly well defined point that defies argument(raised eyebrows, smug expression, eye contact). This can also be accompanied by inappropriate use of profanity, in particular in the presence of the very young or aged, hence the common misdiagnosis of Tourette's.

This condition is sometimes confused with mild Asperger's Syndrome or mild situational agoraphobia and is potentially sympathetic with OCD. Originally observed in Central Canada, with a brief outbreak in Eastern Canada, there is believed to be a tie with Latvia, perhaps due to immigration/emigration. It is not uncommon for Booveris to be treated by self-medication of intoxicants.

There is no clinical agreement if this condition is chromosomal, hereditary, viral, or bacterial.

Key to diagnosis is the patient's inability to prevent or even take note of the offensive/questionable behavior or, if attention is drawn to the behavior, for the patient to understand why the general pubic might be alarmed by the above noted behavior.
Greg: What's your problem?
Erik: There are too many people here I don't know.
Greg: You realize you're rocking back and forth and slapping your legs right?
Erik: Really? Oh "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" I think maybe it's "Shot! Shot! Shot!" time to go.
Matt: Wow, you're exhibiting classic Booveris symptoms, I thought you were going to see a specialist?
Erik: Sure sure sure, after this beer beer beer.
by GMonney October 20, 2008
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Cock Broker

A friend that hooks you up with dudes like it's his/her job.
Jake is an amazing Cock Broker; he totally hooked up his buddy with that hot piece from his work.
by Topalopogous January 12, 2009
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broverdrive

When you're in a tight spot and need to take control, BRO STYLE.
Deed bra, i fell behind in the brew drinking contest so i had to kick it into broverdrive
by Alex dexheimer June 28, 2006
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The Bravery

A band that includes synths in it. Good band.
Kid 1: Heard of the bravery kid 2?
Kid 2: Yeah, but they're hooking up with mtv..
Kid 1: Sigh.
by Moon Biscuit April 10, 2005
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