Breakfast Nap 

VERB-the action of continuing sleeping after waking up in the morning due to having insomnia, or pulling an all nighter the night before. This action is usually done between 9am-11am.

its doug awake now?
he was, but after that party last night, he decided to take a breakfast nap, so hes back asleep!

Breakfast Nap by The_awesome_boy June 13, 2011

Breakfast Grind

In the early morning hours in bed, your girl snuggles up to your back side and starts grinding her lady bean against you signaling she needs to be fucked.

Shelly woke me up this morning with a good old breakfast grind.

Breakfast Grind by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

breakfast pasta 

Something so absurd that it hardly ever exists. It is an anomaly. I mean, who has pasta for breakfast? The idea that there is a pasta specifically for breakfast is ridiculous because no one eats pasta for breakfast.

The jokes in the Netflix show The Ranch are breakfast pasta. They don’t exist. Or at least they’re very rare and non advised.

breakfast pasta by SAMICH Original January 2, 2018

Breakfast Meat 

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.

Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.

Breakfast Meat by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Breakfast Bear 

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

Breakfast Bear by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

Breakfast in Cuba

A mixed drink consisting of malibu rum, pineapple juice, and an umbrella

"Ya I'll have a breakfast in Cuba"

Breakfast in Cuba by Boonester December 4, 2016

breakfast chips 

The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.

After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.

breakfast chips by liveMike August 11, 2017