Having breakfast at wimbledon is having sex in the morning, presumably with the person with whom you spent the previous night. The phrase comes from the name of the long-standing preview show before televised portions of the famed tennis tournament in England.
"Hey guys. I was in a hurry this morning, but I was able to snag some breakfast at wimbledon before work."
by crewsanctioned July 31, 2009
Get the breakfast at wimbledonmug. An anonymously delivered poop deposited in somebody else's restroom by a house guest early in the morning before anybody else has awoken and is discovered immediately because of an evidently rich scent once the issuer disappears.
Hey we probably had too much cheese last night at our New Year's party. Someone left a breakfast special in the toilet right before I got in there!
by eatabagel January 1, 2013
Get the breakfast specialmug. Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.
by clever clover November 23, 2009
Get the jacksonville breakfastmug. by Jacobcod May 11, 2017
Get the head and breakfastmug. A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.
I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.
K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.
I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.
K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.
I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.
by Very Tall Human December 9, 2010
Get the Breakfast Tablemug. by CivilianTarget January 28, 2008
Get the french breakfastmug. 'Cause I said what about "breakfast at Tiffany's".
You said "I think I remember the smell",
As I recall, I think, we both kind of liked it.
You said "I think I remember the smell",
As I recall, I think, we both kind of liked it.
by Yesterday's Breakfast July 9, 2014
Get the Breakfast at Tiffany'smug.