Brass Teapot

Brass Teapot

When a woman is lying on a bed on her back with her head hanging off of the bed. Then, the man straddles her face and she tosses his salad, while he jerks off onto her tits with his other hand placed on the bridge of his back thus simulating a teapot.

After a long days work, it's always nice to go home and give my wife a brass teapot.

Brass Teapot by BillRyansmom April 4, 2013

brass balls

Contrary to its recent misuse as a euphemism for audacity or courage, to have "brass balls" actually means to drive a hard bargain and to refuse to sell for less than what you ask for.

The term dates back to the days when pawn shop brokers would traditionally hang three brass balls outside their shop doors to indicate their services.

You mean to tell me that this guitar is only worth $15? You've got some real brass balls on you!

brass balls by Down10 March 8, 2007

brass monkey 

A drink made from mixing a 40oz bottle of malt liquor with orange juice. Commonly on tha street, this is done by drinking your 40 to the top of its label, then filling it to the top with OJ. This drink was popularized in the Beastie Boys song, "Brass Monkey"

"I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp" Excerpt from "Brass Monkey"

brass monkey by Mondo Gecko September 26, 2005

brass plum 

a clothing brand at Nordstroms.

That's such a cute shirt! Is it Brass Plum?

brass plum by Coach Girl April 7, 2007

brass pass 

A slang term referring to a police badge, glamorized on many shows such as CSI as a "pass" which can be flashed to gain access to restricted areas.

This term has been used - but doesn't necessarily originate - on an episode of CSI: Miami.

"Beware, that area of town is closed down now."

"No worries, I've got the brass pass..."

brass pass by CjGaughan April 20, 2008

brass monkeys

rather chilly!

"Fookin Hell man, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"

abbrev. to : brass monkeys

i.e. : its brass monkeys out here

brass monkeys by wankelschnitzel October 8, 2003

brass monkey weather 

Extremely cold weather, used by people of Sunderland and possibly Newcastle (I am not saying the 2 are the same, don't worry) as they are the only type of people who I have heard say it. "Brass monkey weather" is called thus because the temperature is so cold that "it would freeze the bollocks of a brass money".

#1: Boooar, its brass monkey weather!
#2: Ha? What?
#1: It would freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey
#2: Genius.

brass monkey weather by who knows but I May 30, 2006