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Brandon

A name for a boy. People name brandon are usually cute and fun to be around. Also a freak in bed. They are the best ones to be in a relationship with. Their always loyal
Nones like Brandon.
by Brandon. December 11, 2014
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“Brandon is fat
by WhereIsHeWithTheMilk? November 25, 2019
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A hideous greasy-haired drugged out looking chav lanky prick who looks like he hasn't
showered in years as well as a professional gaslighter and manipulator. He has a false
sense of entitlement which deludes him into thinking he can treat as if there below
him
when it's actually the other way round and it's HIM who's below most people.
He refuses to apologise for his appalling behaviour and abuse but probably won't like
it if the shoe was on the other foot and he was on the receiving end of someone's
bullcrap.
He is sick disgusting freak and total psychopath who beats and picks on poor
defenceless animals, Brandon is someone who hasn't gotten a taste of his own
medicine yet and clearly hasn't been disciplined when he was a kid that's why he's
turned into such an insufferable spoiled brat as an adult. However what goes comes
around and he will pay for being an animal abusing piece of shit.
If you come across a Brandon run
Why are you being such a Brandon today
Why are you being such a Brandon today

(Used as synonym for physcopath)
by Karmen95 March 20, 2023
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A young african american young man , that sucks at everything he plays , yet he is a very sexc and cute lightskin , that could get sucked up like craZy .
Omg i love brandon , he’s so hot , but he sucks at everything . I’ll still succ him up tho .
by Perc30! May 18, 2022
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Brandon is an awesome friend, he might seem really tough but he's actually one of the kindest people you'll get to know. He is very friendly, intelligent, curious about the world. Highly skilled at playing league of legends. Can be quite emotional when it comes to video games, loves talking about them. Not very patient. Loves obsessing about things.
Yo Brandon what up
by huala April 11, 2020
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A little creepy greasy goblin boy who follows girls but is to scared approach them and ends up hanging out with a greasy Mexican
Obama: I want to talk to this girl but I’m too scared
Yoda: dude don’t be a Brandon
by Banana man64 February 14, 2020
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Brandon is a complete dick and is popular but very annoying and good at sports but is dick
Brandon is such a dick
by Human man1263 February 1, 2020
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