Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.

" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Bourbon Creamer

A Massive Cock!

Kieran: "Alex? Are you hard right now?"
Josh: "Get your Bourbon Creamer out!"

Alex: "Wayyyy!"

by J0000shh May 16, 2022

Bourbon biscuit

A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.

Mum: *takes phone*

Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit

Mum: what the f-

by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022

bourbon offsetting

enduring a hangover

Carbon offsetting is one thing with that headaches of jetlag. However, since last night I've gotten to deal with bourbon offsetting which is a lot more horrible!

by 🅰️ December 5, 2025

bourbon boulevard

Cadbury’s canal, poop shoot, shit pipe

Mary let Jonny take a stroll down Bourbon Boulevard last night

by DodgyPhil September 7, 2020

Bourbon Tan

When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon

Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going

by Bourbon Bobby May 24, 2021

Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.

as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022