Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 8, 2024
Get the Bought a canoemug. by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021
Get the Bought a small piece of the bankmug. by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021
Get the Bought her a housemug. by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023
Get the i bought you a sodamug. by Mjbox December 9, 2017
Get the bought the dogmug. by Xsparky August 26, 2022
Get the Bought memug. John doesn’t want Michael to buy him his drink Michael buys it anyway looks at John and says “Get bought”.
by Idiot’s who rite, August 5, 2022
Get the Get boughtmug.