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boating

The act of physically beating someone with your penis.

If the target of the boating is seriously injured by the act or killed, boating should be displayed in bold or capital letters, or if spoken, it should be said with extra emphasis.
Having run out of ammunition, the soldier was forced to take his enemy boating.

Stanley was not known for his boating skills.
by chigger254 November 15, 2011
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Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.
"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."
by The Horny Italian Pirate April 11, 2008
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batting off

Male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.
by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 18, 2005
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Bottling

To be smashed or stabbed with a bottle
Sarah killed a homeless man by bottling him to death.
by Britana July 23, 2011
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Speed boating

When a penis is inside a vagina or ass and the vagina or ass farts or queef's.
I was motor-boating your mom's tits. Then while fucking her she queefed and was speed boating my dick.
by rusty trombone of destiny October 31, 2010
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Camel Butting

When a large woman's lycra pants are so tight that they create a camel's toe, that is so huge it bangs between their legs.
Look out camel butting bird about!
by Crazy_Horse January 12, 2009
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Mind bottling

A phrase that means you’re too stupid to understand it’s mind boggling, so you say mind bottling. It’s boggling.
It’s mind boggling how many idiots mispronounce the phrase as mind bottling.
by Arkansas Sneck June 15, 2022
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