glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

Bota

Bota (n.)- The coolest guy in the room. He could be the skinniest, shortest, little guy in there, but he can out-talk, our-smart, and out-perform anybody. He’s at least okay at anything he does and feels like it’s no big thing. He’s the guy everyone and no one wants to be. If you fall in love with him, nobody will blame you, but don’t expect him to notice. He doesn’t know what Love feels like, so you have to really want him to be persistent enough to get him. He can cook you whatever you want, as long as it’s not a well done steak. He loves to play games, just not with your heart. If his seemingly infinite knowledge of music doesn’t impress the ladies, then his easy smile and fuck-all attitude will put those bitches to bed.

Stacy: “Who’s that guy over there downing drinks and singing like Jim Morrison?”
Jessica: “That’s Bota.”

Tanner: “Dude, that’s like his 17th double shot of Goose and he still hasn’t missed a trivia question.”
Darryl: “That’s so Bota.”

by MSPC February 2, 2020

botart

someone who is mentally challenged

that guy just walked into the flag pole, he is such a botart.

by bee February 26, 2004

shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.

Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009

Banana Boating

The act of motorboating the male genitalia. You lift the banana (penis) out of the way and move your face side to side on the coconuts (testicles) while imitating the noise of a boat motor.

If it weren't for the banana boating, Cheddar would have dropped that hoe a long time ago.

by Charlie's devils October 23, 2010

Botard

one who is enrolled in B.O.C.E.S.; commonly found in the lower-Hudson valley region of New York

"Poor botard. He couldn't even make it into Spring Valley High School."

by I am a botard June 9, 2004

Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.

Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.

by niks luds March 15, 2010