Boris Johnson

The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.

John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.

Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

boris pavlikovsky

very hot fictional character in “the goldfinch” and he’s also v underrated. anyways stan him and theo‼️‼️‼️‼️

boris pavlikovsky is the most attractive fictional character ever.

by maxmayfeilds June 1, 2021

Boris Grishenko

The greatest character to come from Goldeneye. Known for his riddles, perversion, and being invincible.

Yes! I am invincible!

by Ghandiisms February 23, 2005

Borys Brzozozoz

A boy that eats every living known cell to man and woo man

For example : “wow borys brzozozoz must have been in this room because nothing is in it”

by EatDatPussy420;)420 March 13, 2021

Boris Johnson

boris is the biggest twat in all of the uk

"whos the twatty prime minister?"
"boris Johnson"

by SSGSSNUGGET May 10, 2021

Boris Johnson

A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.

She gave me a Boris Johnson.

by D Rixx October 18, 2008

Boris Johnson

A total, complete and utter twat. A racist, misogynistic, ignorant piece of crap that runs Britain. An absolute shithead who has decided to build himself a plane and fly to Bulgaria.

British Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Boris Johnson?
British Guy 2: That utter piece of shit in charge? Yeah, I've heard of him.
British Guy 1: Yeah, he is crap, isn't he?

by TheCrusader1296 July 2, 2020