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booger cape

A nice large booger that covers over the entire fingertip (once it is picked) on all sides forming this unique and rare phenomenom.
Jason picked a massive booger cape and smeared it on Judy's sleeve.
by JHop April 5, 2009
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Boogernaut

1:

• Flung or Wiped Boogers that elicit blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed whilst trying to find peace in an afternoon dump.
• An overwhelming, advancing collection of boogers (sometimes in shapes of constellations or flung randomly against the bathroom wall, obviously while seated and most likely defecating) that crushes or seems to crush everything in its path

2:
• A booger or nose goblin which, rather than being deposited using a wiping or smearing method, is flung into air-space to land haphazardly on an adjacent wall. Could also pertain to boogers that have been deposited in the shape of a constellation, so as to infer a “space-like situation”, although in this case used in the plural “boogernauts”.
“What we have here on this bathroom wall, gentlemen, is a Boogernaut. Clearly we can’t stop the perpetrator, as he/she is too deeply devoted to the holy nose goblin.”

“WTF? Did you see all the boogernauts in our bathroom? Somebody working here is a f**king Patrick Stewart wannabe madman.”
by roundown July 20, 2009
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booger finger

When one tries to do actions on touchscreen immediately after picking their nose. The booger remnants on the finger cause the finger to stick to the surface of the touchscreen.
I was about to get a top score on my tablet when I picked my nose and forgot to properly clean off my finger...booger finger.
by buger, snot, mucus, digit February 25, 2012
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booger-eating moron

A dumbass, that picks his nose. Once the picking of the nose is willfully fulfilled. The dumbass chews and salivates his boogers, and tastefully swallows them in one gulp. Hencr the phrase.....booger-eating moron!
While hiding in the shadows, and lurking about. The booger-eating moron awaits another opportunity to feast upon himself.
by Finger Louie January 16, 2016
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Booger Movie

Biff and Eddie enjoy spending Friday the 13th doing a booger movie marathons.
by Biff_Tannen May 15, 2018
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Booger Red

Southern slang for someone with red hair and freckles. A Ginger.
by Sardean July 13, 2018
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Booger Hair

The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.
Eww! Look at that kid’s booger hair!
by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020
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