No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 1, 2023

Dusseldorf Anal Beads

The act of putting a Bratwurst chain inside your partners anus and then pulling it out at extremely high speeds.Eating the sausage afterwards is common.

Person 1:I heard Lisa did the Dusseldorf Anal Beads with Jack last night

Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!

by Lancerhandle June 9, 2021

Lord Boards

Flat plain sandals much like the ones our Lord wore... hence the name

I feel lazy as shit today, I'm just gonna throw on some sweat pants and a pair of Lord Boards.

by 8box8 July 3, 2008

Who's gonna carry the boats?

to go into a transitive state of mental being | tapping into the PTSD of David Goggins experience of Navy Seal hell week training

Whilst bench pressing David Goggins is yelling: "Who's gonna carry the boats?"

by David Goggins August 15, 2022

Boards

A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.

"Get the boards! Box out!"

by paspaspas November 18, 2014

Boidseed

A pile of yellow grains normally eaten by boids. A favorite among all bird-like F-Zero racers.

"Hyuh, I'm gettin' preddy peckish! I bettah twitter me some boidseed!"

by Captain Falcon January 6, 2006

blads

This is the incorrect spelling of the word "blades" from the tune "Big Pimpin". It is the term used for expensive custom rims.

Yo, dem blads on your whip is crazy stylin.

by Jiggy Fly November 20, 2004