a blap is a fishy
by NatalyaBranigan October 2, 2021
Get the Blapmug. When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.
During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.
Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!
Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!
by Big and Weird May 30, 2021
Get the Power Blapmug. 
Former President Donald Trump:
“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?
I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*
“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?
I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*
by DEFINITELY NOT charliBLAP December 27, 2023
Get the Blapmug. The combination between the first letters of the hottest, most talented four woman ever in history. Bri(B)Lily(L)Adeline(A)Precious(P)
by Qwertier March 27, 2022
Get the BLAPmug. by halalgamingtime July 6, 2023
Get the blap jobmug. by Mr. Pigeon April 15, 2022
Get the blap bopmug.