person 1: omg look at him with her
person 2: ewwwww she's a bitchman
person 1: i know!!!!!!!!
person 1&2: *throw-up* at the sight.
person 1: i've seen transsexuals hotter than her
person 2: ewwwww she's a bitchman
person 1: i know!!!!!!!!
person 1&2: *throw-up* at the sight.
person 1: i've seen transsexuals hotter than her
by urmomishere May 17, 2009
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Alan: I don't know, i pulled out my bitchmaker and he sucked my dick and i shot him in the head.
Alan: I don't know, i pulled out my bitchmaker and he sucked my dick and i shot him in the head.
by Bill & Alan December 27, 2004
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A wrestling move where your opponent is locked into a position where he is forced to smell your balls.
by Dave Simpson September 5, 2008
Get the Bitchmaker mug.An exclamation of dismay, surprise, or disbelief; made by combining "don't pinch me" and the German word "danke." Legend has it that bitchmedonkey was born when someone incorrectly overheard these two phrases in rapid succession.
"You forgot to bring Final Fantasy today? Aw, bitchmedonkey!"
"Bitchmedonkey! My locker won't open again!"
"Bitchmedonkey! My locker won't open again!"
by subrosa May 26, 2009
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Get the Bitchmoji mug.One of the greatest bands in the world. With singles such as 'we cant be arsed', 'smooshieing', '10 minutes until the bell will ring', 'german', 'mr maclellan is a pedo', 'la da la dum dum ded dum', 'random word song' and MANY others.
The history of the band begins in a biology lesson with Mrs Paterson and two talented girls found that they were bored and invented a band. Those two girls became the founding members. The name 'bitumen' comes from the periodic table and Bitumen happened to be the one which sounded best. Since then, they have preformed at a wide variety of gigs including in the school canteen, school lockers,english and german classrooms and outside Marks and Sparks.
Bitumen always write their own songs and play their own instuments, although some would say that the kazoo is not a real instument. They are wrong. OH, and by the way, the tune to 'la da la dum dum ded dum' was not stolen off David Charnley.
Blargle.
The history of the band begins in a biology lesson with Mrs Paterson and two talented girls found that they were bored and invented a band. Those two girls became the founding members. The name 'bitumen' comes from the periodic table and Bitumen happened to be the one which sounded best. Since then, they have preformed at a wide variety of gigs including in the school canteen, school lockers,english and german classrooms and outside Marks and Sparks.
Bitumen always write their own songs and play their own instuments, although some would say that the kazoo is not a real instument. They are wrong. OH, and by the way, the tune to 'la da la dum dum ded dum' was not stolen off David Charnley.
Blargle.
'man... i cannot get that bitumen song out of my head!'
'well.. thats probably beacuse they're the best band ever.'
'well.. thats probably beacuse they're the best band ever.'
by Colette March 19, 2004
Get the bitumen mug.Bitch-mark (see also Bitch-marked.) This happens frequently on American prisons. (First occurred in Louisana, 1958)
To Bitch-mark someone: After successfully raping your cell mate, you mark him with you initials, by burning them on your bitch's skin.
To be Bitch-marked: Now you would belong to said rapist.
Now your new found owner has the luxury to sell you for favors or even cigarettes.
To Bitch-mark someone: After successfully raping your cell mate, you mark him with you initials, by burning them on your bitch's skin.
To be Bitch-marked: Now you would belong to said rapist.
Now your new found owner has the luxury to sell you for favors or even cigarettes.
Once this guy in Cell block D, named Victor.
Victor was serving 2,5 year for burglary, upon entering his cell, he was raped.
Upon finishing his rape his new Cell mate marked his initials into Victors underarm this was the bitchmark. Victor was later traded. Victor never made it out alive, he killed himself 1998.
Victor was serving 2,5 year for burglary, upon entering his cell, he was raped.
Upon finishing his rape his new Cell mate marked his initials into Victors underarm this was the bitchmark. Victor was later traded. Victor never made it out alive, he killed himself 1998.
by Prisonworker May 17, 2011
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