bitchele

Real name is normally Michele (one 'L'). Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Looks to deceive. Is nice to face but talk behind back constantly. You can call her Jeffery dahmer because she'll eat your heart out. Manish looking. Looks resembling sea hag, elephants asshole, or a dolphins penis. Pathological lair. Horrible mother. Conceited to the fullest extent. Puts on show but is the biggest pussy. Will stab you in the back at time never expected.

Person 1: My best friend just screwed up my whole life.

Person 2: She sounds like a bitchele.

by oreogirl June 18, 2015

Two Bitches One Plate

Modern day: To kill two birds with one stone, two fish one worm, two loaves one oven etc…

I always watch Netflix or talk on the phone when I shower.. two bitches one plate my guy.

by Neighborhoodwatch May 21, 2021

No eyebrowed bitches

Bitches that have no eyebrows and like to flirt with the guy that you like because she is a dirty slut bag.

Man, those no eyebrowed bitches really are whores.

by StallionDuck May 4, 2011

Fuck Bitches Get Money

A way of life that places riches and money at a higher priority over women/"hoes".

Contrary to popular belief, this phrase was NOT made by Lil Wayne. In fact, it was made and popularized by the Notorious B.I.G. and his crew Junior Mafia in the song "Get Money".

"Do as Biggie does, fuck bitches get money"

by Well I'm Eazy-E April 13, 2010

bitches go mad

An expression used to express temporary insanity experienced by women in response to an event or stimuli, most of the time pleasurable.

Guy number 1: Have you heard of the studded lifestyle condoms?

Guy number 2: Hell yeah! Bitches go mad over that stuff!

by stranger_in_the_night August 17, 2008

National Fake Bitches Day

This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ain’t bout it🤷🏽 ♀️😌😭.

Jalin was talking behind Nelly’s back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy🤪😭.

by Brazzy Ma Lae Lae🤪 August 3, 2019

Hell's Bitches

A term for women competing on Hell's Kitchen who continually fight and disrespect each other. Coined by Chef Ramsay.

Chef: What is this, Hell's Bitches?

by ImAshroom July 23, 2007