limp bizkit

This IS the poser band who's name SHOULD have been 'Wimp Bizquick' !!!

Wimp Bizquick blow's more dick as a band than there guitar player did to Fred D.

by Alibastard March 21, 2003

Limp Bizkit Haters

Could be one of the Linkin Park fans talking about how Limp Bizkit "copied" Linkin Park back in 2001 without knowing that they actually both were part of the nu metal rocking scene at that time and huge influences to other amateur nu metal bands.

Mark: Look! That's Jacob with his 'Cheers Limp Bizkit Haters' shirt again!
Jack: I see.. he's probably into Linkin Park too much and has no time to check on the internet for facts...

by MJ Tenos May 27, 2018

limp bizkit

explicit? HAHAHAHAH, listen to some Anaal Nathrakh or Anal Cunt, n00b

limp bizkit aren't the shit, they are just plain shit.

by mm, digestives June 28, 2003

Limp Bizkit

1) The act where a group of males sit in a circle and jack off in front of a biscuit. Each one cums on the biscuit. The one who either doesn't or cums last has to eat the biscuit.

2) A rap/rock band that was formed in the mid nineties by a bunch of talentless faggots who some how in this world were able to get a record deal and sell out shows. They band can often be found enjoying homosexual acts with one another or stage and love to promote gay pride. Their name is really limp dickshit but the idiotic teen fanbase can't read anyways so they don't give a shit.

Has anyone found it ironic the band named themselves after an act that includes a group of men in a circle mastubating?

by Shadow0fDeath July 2, 2004

limp bizkit

A band who has fans that speak about percentages when their percentage adds up to 102%. Limp Bizkit's second album, entitled Significant Other, was OK, but after that, all of their songs sounded like shit. Likely because the lead singer liked to actually eat shit. Currently, as of this writing, Limpbizkit, as they are now called (fucktards), is seeking a new guitarist. Their one requirement is that the new band member be of Asian decent. Why? Because aZns are mad phat, yo!

Jim: 'Limpbizkit fuckin sucks, hey Bob?'
Bob: 'Fuckin A, Jim!'

by Bitchin Kitchen May 29, 2003

Limp Bizkit

A band that are both hated and loved to an extremely unreasonable level.

Hater: "Limp Bizkit is for faggy emos"

Lover: *unintelligible squealing*

Me: "I hate enjoying music"

by Jalix December 13, 2012

limp bizkit

Pussy ass faggots who get their asses kicked by Creed.

Fred Durst: Scott Stapp you pussy-ass bitch!!! Come and Get Some of the Starfish!!
Scott Stapp: Well, if your so tough how's about a boxing match?
Fred Durst (shits in pants): Well sir, we all mature adults and errm, umm we all can get along right, I errm, I errm mean that I've got a bigger umm thing to deal with at umm a Boxing, I mean we all are friends, right?

by Jasonrulesall April 4, 2005