Tid Bid Joke

when you say something to some and your kinda joking but kinda being serious.

*you see a chicks vagina*
and you say "whys it so hairy? thats kinda sick"
chick: "excuse me?!"
you:"ah chill out its just a tid bid joke.

by brucebruce319 May 16, 2010

$1 Bid Shark

Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.

Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!

Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.

by la Trine July 16, 2010

Bidded

Past tense of bid on eBay

I bidded on a van and won.

by bleachedclothes October 31, 2019

bid

when ur making fun of somebody and evb laughing, the person that the joke is being made on is the bid

kai be the bid yo !

by BiG P2 ! June 12, 2023

Dirty Bidding

Dirty bidding includes bribery, cheating, con artistry, doing illegal activities without legal punishment, and making the world burn with corrupt allies.

The elites did their dirty bidding by bribing politicians into doing corrupt things for money, power, and control.

by PurpleSkies May 3, 2022

Square Bidness

Doing the right thing. If I pay you up front for a service it is your responsibility to fulfill your end. If I say I will do something for you I should do what I said I will do.

Marcus why you never cut the grass, I paid you last month that is not Square Bidness.

by RedBoySB September 28, 2023

Bid

A hot girl you wanna smash

Boy 1: "who's the bid?'"
Boy 2: "that's Lilly."

by Itzmehoes May 8, 2018