Bellingham MA

Bellingham MA - The place where the children are more mature than the adults and everyone's nicotine addiction runs stronger than the education system. Don't say literally anything if you don't want every single fucking person to know - However your more likely to have an issue with the teachers and the moms than you are with other students.

If your craving nic don't worry - just walk into any bathroom in the high school and you will be provided.

If your mother is any of those fucking facebook group chats YOUR LIFE IS OVER - they are the most gossipy little fucks you've ever met in your entire life.

and the sports suck

Brief history of Bellingham MA
1719- foundation (the founders probably didn't think it would turn into a literal portal to hell)

2015- A teacher fucks a student on HER DESK

2016- A science teacher LITERARLY BLOWS UP THE PRINCIPLES CAR
2017- A teacher gets arrested for filming students shitting (he had years of photos in his phone)

2022- We can no longer shit in peace and must be monitored

by fbham2 May 24, 2022

Berlingo

A van for those who can’t justify a VW Caddy. Some utility without the downsides of a larger van. Beware however, as you’ll likely be mistaken as a 70 year old pensioner or someone who can’t afford rent.

Carl bought a Berlingo to haul around cans of iced tea. His friends think he has turned into an old lady.

by The Man Handler June 7, 2022

berlinghoff

Has a jurman background, and comes from the nazis

Don't mess with the berlinghoff's they come from nazis

by Babez22 July 11, 2023

behingus

when someone is being a stupid dick

wow he is acting like such a behingus

by sasafrasssss December 27, 2023

Bellingham5ii

Bellingham5ii is considered as one of the best X/twitter users of all time. He’s famous for owing people like Pasi_9000

Who’s the owner of Ashish Dogsi? Bellingham5ii

by Rick Morley May 4, 2024

Bellingham

A player who playes for Real Madrid and scores only tap ins. His brainless fans say he is a midfielder but in reality he is a shadow striker as he camps in the opposition penalty box for 90 minutes to score tap ins. He can neither control the game like a real midfielder nor does he have the technical ability to be silky smooth on the ball yet Madridistas have the audacity to compare him to a real midfielder like Pedri. The only reason he is compared to pure midfielders like Pedri is because of Madrid and English PR.

person 1: bellingham just scored another winner which helped madrid scrape a 2-1 win
person 2: it was a tapin bro he will never be as good as pedri

by badakutta February 16, 2024

belingious

Someone who talks in way to explicitly confuse others

A: I almost learned that the main character died
B: Stop being belingious

by Onue January 15, 2025