beddling

1. What you do when you wake up and don't want to get out of bed or when you try to get out of bed, but you are too sleepy to.

"Is Johnny out of bed yet?"
"No, he is still beddling."

by Chizwheel November 15, 2009

beadle

a Caucasian woman who is unpleasant or offensive to sight; an ugly white chick.

All the Coors Light and caffeine in the world and Billy still wouldn't touch that beadle.

by wyebloc May 9, 2012

Murphy Bedded

To be caught sleeping by your cruel friends in a motel where, to scare the shit out of you, they lift you and the mattress up and into the wall behind you, essentially turning you into a Murphy bed

bitch was laying there sleeping after refusing to put out. her blue balled boyfriend decided a Murphy bedding was in order and let her become one with the wall with a swift lift of the mattress...

"prude bitch got Murphy bedded"

by bNutz LA August 3, 2008

Buddle

When your pet cat turns it’s hind-side towards you, raises it’s tail and nestles it’s b-hole upon you in the purest display of affection known to the species. Prime target areas include the lap, hands, crotch and face.

I woke up yesterday to the most intense Tina face buddle... and then I got pinkeye.

by StefanUrquelle September 8, 2011

Baddle

noun - name given to the big spoon's arm that gets rendered useless trapped in between the little spoon's back and the big spoon's stomach

Billy's baddle fell asleep mid spoon, it took him ages to get the life back into it, and yet he still soldiered on as a big spoon for the rest of his life.

by Incompetent Incontinence Man March 20, 2018

Dusty Biddle

The act of blowing cocaine in someone's face after performing a Dirty Sanchez.

That chick was so messed up last night, check out this picture of her getting Dusty Biddle'd.

by xSUBJUGATORx June 1, 2017

Bewdley sesh

A Bewdley sesh is a sesh where nothing remotely interesting happens and everyone is sober.

"Bro I went to a Bewdley sesh last night, it was so dead!"

by sebbaroo December 20, 2021