Bedroom gymnastics

To engage in sexual activity in the bedroom e.g. swinging from the chandeliers double triple somersault into the bed.
Lionel Richie "because I’m easy, easy like Sunday morning"

"Yeah I’m of round some birds house for a bit off bedroom gymnastics"
by Benj & Colesy June 01, 2007
Get the Bedroom gymnastics mug.

Bedroom Eyes

Windows to your hole.
by gullywompr July 24, 2017
Get the Bedroom Eyes mug.

bedroom-dead

Adj:

a) when a woman has not had sex in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

b) sexually unsatisfied in general

c) adj used to describe vanilla sex
If a woman is bedroom-dead, def a), and still has carnal needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist
by Sexydimma September 13, 2016
Get the bedroom-dead mug.

bedroom bully

made famous by shabba ranks; nigga who pushes hoes around in the bedroom, a real back breaker!!
ask who is da bedroom bully
by acdegrees November 12, 2004
Get the bedroom bully mug.

Parents Bedroom

I now declare that the words master bedroom be stricken from the English language.

Unless women are the masters of the house, the best room in the house should not go to the master. I don't know where this term started but I think its time for change.

I think we should take the name of "MASTER" out of the term "Master Bedroom" and change it to either Adult Sleeping Chamber or to Parents Bedroom or to something even better.
The Word "Master" makes me think of slavery and makes it seem that a man is the master of his house, and as such, it is his room. The master's room.

It's chauvinistic, it's bigoted, and it's misogynistic.

Any and all comments are welcome.
by Guardian angel December 11, 2014
Get the Parents Bedroom mug.

bedroom spanish

When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.
by MightyFfej July 30, 2017
Get the bedroom spanish mug.

Bedroom Monkey

Deragotory:

A Bedroom Monkey is someone who's entire life is stuck in a bedroom that rarely goes outside or socializes. They would rather play videogames, masturbate, and watch tv, and may spend hours arguing with people on the internet. Usually Obese, Pimply, Lives with parents well late into life...

Similar: Otaku, Sessile, Lazy, Loser, Slob, Weeaboo, Beta, Cuck, Manbaby, Creep
Get out of the house Bedroom Monkey!

-Bedroom Monkey, NOoo Lmao Lolkek *breaks arm punching wall*
by InfernalD April 15, 2021
Get the Bedroom Monkey mug.