soil yourself

Verb: to fill ones pants with faeces (bodily waste discharged through the anus) due to lack of anal muscle strength, "holding it for too long" or too much curry the previous night
"hey look jerome sat on some choclate ice cream lets all laugh at his expence"
"Thats not ice cream, Jerome i think you just soiled yourself"

soil yourself
by cai3i3age October 06, 2005
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simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished
“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200

Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
by Fetty Waped Me November 24, 2019
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westgate yourself

A saying used by Australians, particularly if you live in Victoria. Meaning to jump of the westgate bridge, one of the highest bridges in Australia.
by Albietroz March 22, 2017
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dig yourself

"dig yourself," 1970's slang idiom. Taken from; "dig, to dig" meaning to get a proper under standing, to get down to the truth of the matter. "Dig yourself," figure it out , work it out , get to the real, check yourself before you wreck yourself.
You sounding awful wack right now pops, you really need to dig yourself
by Swago-soul June 17, 2019
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lose yourself

Academy Award winning song written by Eminem. One of his greatest songs, with deep lyrics, a great rhythm and a catchy chorus. Eminem didn't attend the Oscars, but the award was accepted by Luis Resto. (who the hell is him?... i have no idea)
"You can do anything you set your mind to, man"
"And the Academy Award goes to... Lose yourself!!"
by eminem_fan September 02, 2006
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Dumping yourself

A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.
I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.
by Etak_soda August 21, 2011
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milking yourself

Man Milking yourself to some porn feels so good.
by Hickey boy March 11, 2018
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