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bishop basher 

a person, usually male, that masturbates a lot. The bishop in this case being a euphemism for the penis.
Joe's a proper bishop basher, he was lying in bed the other morning bashing the bishop with his headphones on and when he finished, he noticed his mum had been in and left his tea and toast beside his bed.
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Toly Basher 

A term used when someone is being an idiot or a bit thick.
“Oh you Toly basher

“Go and get me my Irn Bru you Toly basher
Toly Basher by Greysaswaggomy November 15, 2021
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bean-basher-willy-tacker 

meaning you have a small penis
you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker

apple basher 

A bunch of bellends who hate on apple for no particular reason other than to get sexual satisfaction. Generally found on YouTube comment section, these morons will go on a nerd rage hating on apple and how expensive and shit their products are, even though A) They are not, they are just like any other product out there and B) Apple have never done anything to them to make them act this way.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
Apple basher: OH MY GOD, how shit is the new iPhone? it costs like $1000 and only has 2 cores in its processor? that technology is from the 19-fucking-50's. Macs are soooo over priced, their quad core processors are so out of date. Pcs are so much better and their quad cores are so fast, so much faster than the macs. Specs mean everything and i can judge because I know everything about computers and have read plenty of reviews of apple and everyone agrees that apple products are shit and for faggots.
apple basher by Wayne king January 9, 2014

Sporran Basher 

Used to describe an unusually agressive lesbian, not specifically one of Jock heritage.
Girl tells guy to get lost at the bar after guy delivers a shite chat up line. Guy returns to his friends explaining his unsuccessful attempt by stating "Obviously a sporran basher!"
Sporran Basher by Nicky J Liverpool February 25, 2009

ovary basher 

A penis that is so large that when the guy has sex with a woman her ovaries hurt the next day.
I gave her the ovary basher last night.
ovary basher by tbean June 25, 2010

Squaddie Basher 

A young girl, usually a teenager or young adult, who goes around and has sex with squaddies.
She will usually hang around public places, such as shopping centres or fast food restraunts, on occasions outside the army camp, and will get picked up by random men and have sex with them.
that girl is such a slag , a total squaddie basher