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(adj.)
A state of physical and stylistic evolution where someone — usually a woman, sometimes a man — becomes inflated, bro-like, and unrecognizably “one of the boys.” Think oversized hoodies, beer-in-hand energy, and the posture of someone who says “yo” before every sentence. Used for ex-girlfriends who traded their Pilates mat for a pool table and a Bud Light.
A person of any gender who has fully evolved into their ultimate “bro” form: lives in hoodies, speaks fluent sports bar, and treats every day like it’s game night. Not necessarily toxic, just permanently stuck in casual hangout mode.
(adj.)
A state of physical and stylistic evolution where someone — usually a woman, sometimes a man — becomes inflated, bro-like, and unrecognizably “one of the boys.” Think oversized hoodies, beer-in-hand energy, and the posture of someone who says “yo” before every sentence. Used for ex-girlfriends who traded their Pilates mat for a pool table and a Bud Light.
A person of any gender who has fully evolved into their ultimate “bro” form: lives in hoodies, speaks fluent sports bar, and treats every day like it’s game night. Not necessarily toxic, just permanently stuck in casual hangout mode.
“Bro, have you seen Tina lately? She’s totally brozen now. Hangs with the guys, drinks IPAs, and arm-wrestles strangers.”
“Ever since Jake discovered cheap beer and college football, he’s been totally brozen.”
“Ever since Jake discovered cheap beer and college football, he’s been totally brozen.”
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