Logan Birmingham

1. Kyree's best friend

2. the whitest person you will ever meet

Yo! Logan Birmingham white A.F.

by boiamatronic December 5, 2019

Birmingham

The biggest ghetto in the uk, part of the dead industrial land scape of the west mids, known as the wild midwest to the gankstaz that rule the area. Walking through birmingham past 10pm without having an ethnic background and a gang of 30 dat are all carrying guns is the equivalent of through no mans land in 1940 with no armor or gun. Although not as big as London after being to both of the ghettoz wel driven through fast i would say that London doesn't compare to. For a single white person you are almost certain to be killed. The police has no control over the gangs,drugs and guns and schanks (knives). It can only be described as a breathing shit hell hole. Every black male from the 13 onwards will own a 9 mill gun. It is the black capital of the uk and has a large muslim population the 2 togheter outway white people by a scary scale. The nice area in birmingham edgbaston is slowly tilting and becoming another scary part of the wild west. Particuarly nasty area's in birmingham are handsworth, aston, lozells, bordesley green, springfields and small heath. Burger bar boys and Johnson crew are the two big gangs that often have to be stopped by armed police blocks ths sort of thing you see on a grand theft auto game. Other parts of the "wild midwest" that are also partcicuarly nasty are dudley, wolverhampton, west bromich(although no where near as bad)

You live in birimgham
Yes
Ohhhh ok bye bye.

We rolin down birmingham
No we're white

by Some one that hates birmingham August 21, 2006

Birmingham

The dullest and most boring city on Earth, located in central England.

The town's centre is basically a game of spot the Englishman, the outer suburbs are filled with either old people or South Asian gang members.
Once a bastion of friendly & tough working class stock, now every toothpick teenager swanning around the streets is either high, carrying a knife, or both.
You can also expect to receive at least ten scornful looks for simply walking to the shops.

What's Birmingham like?
Dot: Oooh yes, I remembah when all that used to be fee-yulds it did.

What's Birmingham like?
Amir: b6z up innit blud brap brap brrrrrrap

What's Birmingham like?
Mike: >:-/ Ehhh, ye fuc--*mumbles and walks away*

by PSJ__ August 21, 2010

Bringham Taylor

Really fat, ugly, flaming homosexual with a really skanky beard. He is 32 with grayish hair and is severly balding. He speaks with the voice of a five year old and when you are in his vicinity it is recommended that your butthole is taped up. If you are 5 feet away from him you automatically turn homosexual.

Clayton: Ohh no!! Braden watch out! If you get any closer to Mr. Taylor you will become gay like me!!!!

by Carl Williams February 23, 2005

birmingham goldfish

British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.

John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go

by Malice00000 June 8, 2017

paint a birmingham

To reconcile, rebuilding a lost relationship.

After years of silence, I had to "paint a birmingham" and our relationship is better than ever.

by pseudosquid January 25, 2009

birmingham

large british city that is a bit like a bath that's just been vacated by a rugby team... ie. there's scum around the outside and fuck all in the middle.

"i don't want to go to birmingham, it smells of wee"

by noodlé January 15, 2004