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Westboro Baptist Church

Christians + Hate x Family Fucking - Reason or Intelligence = WBC.

This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.

The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.

Stalin's Compassion (He had none)

Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)

The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals

In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by

-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison

-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife

-Die in a foreign country
*Fred Phelps The Pastor Of Westboro Baptist Church Dies*

Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"

Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"

*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*

Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"

Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"

Phelps "Huh?"

*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*

Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"
by RattlesnakeOfAZ April 9, 2011
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french baptism

pissing in a cup or container then proceeding to pour it
over an unconscious person followed by a swift punch to the head
"brad was snoring so fucking loud, so i found a bottle and woke him up with a french baptism."
by tonyynot May 3, 2008
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Crap, dude, I overslept this morning so I ended up going to Bedside Baptist.
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Now that you've finally had sex and eaten out a dead person, we must now preform mung baptism on you.
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(noun)
An insult that is apparently a combination of the words bastard and bitch - applying on both sexes. The expression (along with the modern revival of the word frag) originated in the comic book Lobo from DC Comics, in the late 1980s.
"I'll devour ya entrails and thoroughly enjoy it, ya fraggin' bastich!"
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West boro baptist church

1. is a anti-gay, USA, world, and armed forces "cult" ran by " Pastor" Phillips ( who is capital G gay)

2. A family that is high on a hateful view of God and gives the US a bad name.

3. the most hated and must be high on God knows what cult that is slowly dying out

4. a bunch of hateful hoes and led by a old ( most likely gay) man Go GAY :)
The West boro Baptist church is full of hate, and is full of dumb and stupid christians
by kick azz September 5, 2013
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Beer Baptism

After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.
Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."

Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."
by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017
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