teacher: where's your homework?
student: i didnt do do it
teacher: why not?
student: cuz your a bitch and i like to see you mad
teacher: YOU LITTLE BAMF! get out a piece of paper and do it NOW!
student: go suck your mommys dick
(teacher kills student with baseball bat hidden under desk)
student: i didnt do do it
teacher: why not?
student: cuz your a bitch and i like to see you mad
teacher: YOU LITTLE BAMF! get out a piece of paper and do it NOW!
student: go suck your mommys dick
(teacher kills student with baseball bat hidden under desk)
by funny examples June 29, 2009
by Constant Forward Pressure August 14, 2009
badass mother fucker
doesn't take shit from noone specially other badass's (chuck norris, mr.scaffidi)
doesn't take shit from noone specially other badass's (chuck norris, mr.scaffidi)
Craig and Mr.Scaffidi are gonna have a fight to the death match to see whos the biggest BAMF!!! Winner faces Chuck Norris
by JStreicher June 19, 2006
by K4pt4in April 11, 2008
Acronym for Bad Ass Mother Fucker aka KP:
KP; the guy who gets into a massive car accident when his brakes fail, rolls down a hill, and crashes into a freezing river, only to say "holy shit, my Misfits CD didn't skip once!"
KP; the guy who gets into a massive car accident when his brakes fail, rolls down a hill, and crashes into a freezing river, only to say "holy shit, my Misfits CD didn't skip once!"
by 1st Wench Kimmi May 21, 2008