bamboo

from the Kenyan slang word for gun.

The guy came to the club strapped with the bamboo.

by Taiuno September 28, 2022

Bamboo

Matt roses cat

Bamboo just ate a furby

by June 26, 2024

Bamboo

Where when you get told not to do something and it makes you want to do it more.

She told me not to talk to him but it bambooed and now we’re talking.

by manicgirl January 24, 2024

Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.

"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"

by Pontefartus June 14, 2024

bamboo drizzle

water that continues to fall off tree leaves even after the rain clouds have stopped pouring

"How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"

by V-Popp April 15, 2015

Bamboo Stick

Person who has bamboo stick legs .

Look at Elicia and her bamboo stick legs!

by Lovelle1212 May 29, 2020

bamboo-zled

Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).

I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!

by QuacksO September 03, 2018