blathers

The most annoying owl you will ever meet. He'll also eventually take your fossil after giving you a 30 minute lecture about the fossil

(He's the smart owl in animal crossing)

Blathers shut up and take my fossils

by ImpactedBat1528 April 27, 2020

Baltered

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.

I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.

by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011

baldheadhoeshit

Means your on some rachet shit. And basically just wildinn out

dang did you see Tee she’s on some baldheadhoeshit

by 1939593 December 4, 2020

balthis

A person who is ballin!

Christopher is so balthis when he drifts.

by Kelseyb0305 May 18, 2008

Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Balthazar

1. The New Testament tells a tale of three wise men, kings, who came from persia to give gifts to baby Jesus. One of these men was Balthazar. Black in complexion with a big beard, brought frankincense rocks to the child, believing that he would rise with its smoke to heaven.

2. A derogatery term for a person of African descent. The only rocks they carry on them these days is crack.

3. Nigger, Coon, Spook, Porch Monkey, Kaffa.

I knew a Balthazar that lived in New Orleans. Now he is dead.

by Zare September 29, 2005

bathectomey

getting into a very hot tub of water, thereby cooking your balls, before sex.

They were out of condoms, so he took a bathectomey.

by Schark August 9, 2008