five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

by jhwalkerphoenix February 20, 2010

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 1, 2021

ballet

The best , hardest, and potentially most expressive type of dance. Might give you mental health issues, but it's all worth it in the end.

person: "why are you always at ballet?"
me: "because it makes my life so much better"

by person2468 February 21, 2024

ballet

the most amazing form of art but don't bother becoming dedicated to it because it will crush your hopes and dreams.

Person: "why did you quit ballet?"
me: "because it destroyed my mental health and made me work so hard for nothing."

by person2468 February 21, 2024

Ballet

The best way to spend your time. Full of stretching, dancing, and occasionally falling over, ballet is the GDOAT(Greatest Dance of All Time).

"That ballet we just went to was fucking awesome!"

by #BALLETNERD February 27, 2025

Ballet Buns

The muscular sexy butt that is common amongst ballet dancers.

Her/His sexy ballet buns are a sight to behold!

by @BigMac June 15, 2023

Ballet

The area between a males ball sac and inner thigh, where he can secure currency. A male with a larger ball sac or chubby inner thighs will have greater success securing their currency. Rhymes with WALLET

My friend asked me to buy him a drink, I said sure bro, and pulled a fifty out of my ballet.

by Chopper one October 14, 2021