five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

by jhwalkerphoenix February 21, 2010

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 01, 2021

ballet kick

A slang for "grand battement": a ballet move similar to standing high kick.

We can rarely see ballet kicks in WWE.

by Drango777 November 29, 2016

Ballet muffin

The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.

“Annie the ballet muffin ” means that the person is so cool and lit and an overall greacful person

by Evie dett May 24, 2018

Ballet Buns

The muscular sexy butt that is common amongst ballet dancers.

Her/His sexy ballet buns are a sight to behold!

by @BigMac June 15, 2023

asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 30, 2016

Arkansas ballet

State dance of Arkansas. Usually involving a pole and paying customers

The crack Ho executed a fine Arkansas ballet. Aided by crystal meth and some dollar bills shoved into her underwear

by Maggie T April 03, 2024