Teatime Ballbag

A man in their mid fifites who had lost a "man boob" through an accient, usually will have a beard and an extremely bad temper.

Marc: Woz! Look, Gilly's only got one Tit, the mardy beardy twat!"

Woz: "Gilly?!"

Gilly: "What?!"

Woz: Yelling "You... Teatime Ballbag!"

by Lord Muttonchop October 18, 2008

ballbag

a greeting or a cheer as used by some circles in the southeastern united states.

Clift is enjoying one of his favorite bands live, and he shouts "BALLBAG!" In return, his surrounding peers respond. "BALLBAG!"

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

Ballbag

A person who is extremely cheap and/or shady; a person that straight out lies to you for their own benefit; a person who thinks they're someone, but they're not.

I sold a Roland XC-540 to this ballbag for $22,800 and he went and bought his supplies from someone else!

by T. Le August 19, 2008

Ballbag

to make a mistake; or boner.

I cant beleive a fucking ballbagged that shit.

by tricci2004 January 15, 2009

Ballbagist

A slang term used to describe someone you don't like or makes a total fool of themselves can be used as a subsititute for dick, douche etc.

Guy: That guy is being such a ballbagist

Girl: Yes he is

by Automatic <3 October 4, 2010

ballbagonitis

The suffering of a sever case of being a ball bag, and generally fucking up everything you attempt, but at the same time having your head so far up your own arse that you can't actually see that you piss off the world around you. Inspired by working along side Jim Officer for 2 years. Commonly abbreviated to nitis.

"fuck that guys a ballbag"

"He's worse that that, he's got ballbagonitis"
"yeah, he looks like a fucking usless cunt"

Seeing your workmate miss a nail or mis-cut a bit of timber etc... "good one nitis, do you want me to get a school girl to show you how to hit a nail?"

by 81Delta June 9, 2011

ballbag hangtime

The time delay experienced between getting hit in the balls and feeling inconsolable pain.

Observer 1:Oooh, Johnny just got smacked in the ballbags.
Observer 2: Why is he not in pain though??
Jimmy falls to his knees
Observer 1: Must of been ballbag hangtime bruv.

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016